Excellent news, everybody! Until you’ve been residing in a monastery, you’re seemingly conscious that 2023 is the yr that video video games received sexy once more. And no, I don’t imply tastefully Hades frisky, I imply Leisure Go well with Larry and Evening Entice ranges of unhinged lust, the likes of which “mainstream” gaming (no matter which means) hasn’t seen because the Nineties.
Baldur’s Gate 3 simply reinvented jiggle physics for a extra civilized age. Ultimate Fantasy XVI has tastefully toned cheeks on present in all method of grownup conditions. That’s a massive departure from a number of motion pictures and TV reveals recently.
And fortunately, it seems this development isn’t about to be over anytime quickly. That’s as a result of the Grand Theft Auto VI trailer is lastly upon us. And reader, it is filled with T & A. We’ve received a girl twerking on the roof of a automobile. We’ve received bikinis in all places you look. We’ve received Make It Rain Mondays—confirmed.
Elsewhere on this 90-second trailer, we’ve received wiry previous dudes watering the grass in speedos, hotties on yachts, and even what seems to be our protagonists about to get right down to enterprise. There’s even blink-and-you’ll-miss-‘em particulars like police billboards that learn “Needed for panty sniffing.”
Miami—the real-world inspiration for GTA’s Vice Metropolis—is a fairly attractive place in actual life, regardless of being a part of Florida. The Grand Theft Auto VI trailer would make Waylon Smithers cower in concern as bosoms and bottoms jiggle in each conceivable course.
And truthfully? That’s the way in which it ought to be. Certain, there is likely to be some amusement park hijinks sooner or later through the sport. (We’re in Florida, in any case.) However after a decade of ready, it’s good to see that GTA remains to be adults solely. Granted, we’ve solely seen a minute and a half of this sport, and there’s an terrible lengthy technique to go till 2025. Nevertheless it’s already clear Rockstar just isn’t going the all-ages route with this sequel.
